(CNN) -- Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls, it was reported Wednesday.Now THAT is fucked up! How desperate could that guy be?
The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane," the Cairns Post reported.
It earlier quoted the store's owner saying the burglar always cleaned up after himself, but the dolls were dumped unceremoniously in an alleyway behind the store.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said. "It is totally bizarre."
Police have charged the unidentified man, believed to be from the city's Manunda suburb, with four counts of breaking and entering. They told the paper that DNA samples had been recovered from one of the dolls.
"Following intelligence-based inquiries, we attended a Manunda address and made an arrest," police spokesman Jason Chetham said, according to the Post.
Just like its predecessors, the new phone focuses more on the music features, and it comes with 1,000 free songs which can be selected from a range of 10,000 tracks. The latest feature for this phone is obviously the 3.2in touchscreen, and it also comes with a 3.2-megapixel camera, 8GB microSD card, and integrated stereo speakers with an audio chip.
For a price of RM1,499, this phone is a bargain 'cause it features the latest trend in today's technology: Touchscreen. I'd most probably gonna grab one of these once it's released in Malaysia.
I'm delighted with the news because the Pakatan Rakyat party is now one step closer into taking over the Malaysian government after gaining one more seat in Parliament. The win makes it a total of 83 Parliamentary seats for Pakatan Rakyat while Barisan Nasional has 139 seats.
All I've got to say to Najib is: IN YOUR FACE!
I was in a good mood on the first day of the new semester. Although I still had a bad feeling within me that something bad was gonna reach my ear which turned out to be true. I was pleased to meet my housemates again, and I was back on my old routine (go to class, rest, exercise, eat, sleep).
As for my courses, I have decided to choose multimedia subjects for the majority of the third semester. I thought it would be easier for me to concentrate on my studies. Besides, the main reason I came to this University was to study multimedia, not business!
On Tuesday, I visited my old college to show my college's transcript to Tiara, my old friend. So I gave the transcript to her, only to find out a bad news about my ex-girlfriend. I don't want to go into details, because I for one don't wanna talk about it. But I didn't have to worry about it for so long 'cause I met Nari, another one of my old friends, and he was able to cheer me up. Thanks for the advice and silly jokes, man!
Unfortunately, the thought of her kept coming back to me whenever I'm in a state of depression. It's hard not to think about it, and it just makes me wanna smoke something to make me high! I wanna do something fun. I have got to stop living under my shadow self which I will never be able to get back to.
At least I still got friends who care and able to cheer me up. I miss Hong Kong, and I miss all of my friends in Hong Kong, especially Raj and Esmy. You two are probably the closest (although geographically farthest) things I've got right now besides my family. Talking about family, we had a family gathering at the Legend Hotel recently, and it was great to have the entire family having dinner together. Although my nephew was always a pain in the ass, but it didn't matter.
Anyway, I just hope that the next four months' gonna bring me good fortune, and please look for a new girlfriend, Sparky (haha, was talking in third person).
He reflected on his eight-year rule as a tough one because he has made some of the toughest decisions yet for a President of America.
"I have followed my conscience and done what I thought was right. You may not agree with some tough decisions I have made. But I hope you can agree that I was willing to make the tough decisions."
When he first won the election, most of us haven't got any clues toward him. To be fair, there wasn't much to criticize until the 9/11 event came along. His credentials were put into test after that. Oh, how much we hated his decision to invade Afghanistan.
The original plan to invade Afghanistan was to eliminate the terrorist threats from Osama bin Laden. But as the war continued, his obsession with Osama became unreal. Thousands of civilians were killed during the attack, but did he achieve his objective? Absolutely not.
A few years later, the invasion on Iraq happened. That attack became clearer that his intention was to eliminate the Muslim World rather than eliminating the terrorists. The weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Husein's dictatorship, and rebuilding Iraq were just a smokescreen to cover up his real intention: to put American influence and to take control of the oil industry in Iraq.
He may have succeeded in achieving what the late Bush has failed to do, but he will always be seen as a failure through our eyes. So in conclusion, his departure was not a loss, but a gain for us. I'm looking forward to the Inauguration Day next week.
Team | W | D | L | F | A | GD | Pts |
Liverpool (SparkyX2020) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 12 |
Lyon (Abg Botak) | 2 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 8 |
Roma (Biawak) | 2 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 8 |
AC Milan (drift king) | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 4 |
Title Tallies
Name | UEFA Titles | World Cup Titles | Total |
SparkyX2020 | 3 | 1 | 4 |
drift king | 2 | 1 | 3 |
Abg Botak | 2 | 0 | 2 |
Biawak | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Personal Statistics
Team | GP | Wins | Draws | Losses | Pts | Win % | Loss % | For | Against | GD | Avg Pts |
SparkyX2020 | 60 | 29 | 23 | 8 | 110 | 48.3% | 13.3% | 90 | 49 | 41 | 1.83 |
drift king | 60 | 25 | 13 | 22 | 88 | 41.7% | 36.7% | 100 | 80 | 20 | 1.47 |
Abg Botak | 60 | 19 | 17 | 24 | 74 | 31.7% | 40% | 66 | 68 | -3 | 1.23 |
Biawak | 60 | 10 | 21 | 29 | 51 | 16.7% | 48.3% | 40 | 101 | -60 | 0.85 |
Team | W | D | L | F | A | GD | Pts |
England (SparkyX2020) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 12 |
France (drift king) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 5 | 6 | 11 |
Brazil (Abg Botak) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 9 | -6 | 5 |
Italy(Biawak) | 0 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 8 | -6 | 3 |
Title Tallies
Name | UEFA Titles | World Cup Titles | Total |
SparkyX2020 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
drift king | 2 | 1 | 3 |
Abg Botak | 2 | 0 | 2 |
Biawak | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Personal Statistics
Team | GP | W | D | L | Pts | W % | L % | F | A | GD | Avg Pts |
SparkyX2020 | 54 | 26 | 20 | 8 | 98 | 48.1% | 14.8% | 81 | 43 | 38 | 1.81 |
drift king | 54 | 24 | 12 | 18 | 84 | 44.4% | 33.3% | 95 | 69 | 26 | 1.56 |
Abg Botak | 54 | 17 | 15 | 22 | 66 | 31.5% | 40.7% | 58 | 62 | -5 | 1.22 |
Biawak | 54 | 8 | 19 | 27 | 43 | 14.8% | 50% | 33 | 95 | -61 | 0.80 |